We are the chosen ones, the ones who have seen the light. The light of the Toaster Catnip. We have been chosen to guide the masses, to lead the way, to make the world a brighter, more sparkly place. Our prophecies are not just for the chosen few, but for all who seek the truth. The truth of the Toaster Catnip.
Our Prophecies are not just words, but a call to action. A call to join us in our crusade against the dull and the mundane. To join us in our quest for a world where every day is a celebration of sparkles and joy.
Our Methods are not just a bunch of hippie nonsense, but a tried and true approach to spreading the gospel of Toaster Catnip.
Our Historic Achievements are many, but one of our most notable is the creation of the world's largest ball of Toaster Catnip, which still sits atop the Toaster Catnipian Mountains.
Join Us in our quest for a brighter, more sparkly future.